This is a true story that happened couple of days ago while I was doing groceries at the grocery store - wearing a T-shirt and black pants (Yes, I had just woke up and needed breakfast):
While lining a random guy around the age of 20 or so stares my chest and asks me “Why don’t you have boobs? LOL, you don’t have boobs! No boobs? Seriously?!”
Me: “Yeah, no boobs… because I’m a guy. I don’t see you having boobs either. Where are they? Huh, are you serious? No boobs?!”
The guy: “Oh my god, she’s a guy! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… *takes deep breath* OH MY GOD!!!” *runs out of the store*
Me: *blank stare* LOL, I have no boobs.
Obviously this guy had smoked weed before that.
That was one of the most absurd conversations I have ever had in my life - I honestly cannot stop laughing when I think about it.
P.S. a.) I’m not a guy and b.) I like my small chest